sms

sms
One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside.

He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.

"i'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said,

"I want a spectacular job -

a job that no one has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"poof!" said the genie. "you are a housewife." :p